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Here's one I made earlier.

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

Profit

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Watering Money

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

European currency on the edge.

'It's our own consumer confidence test. Throw some nickels out and if they're picked up in 5 minutes confidence is really low!'

"My tariffs will move the world in a new direction!!"

Crony Capitalism (Always Follow the Money Trail)

'I see everyone got the memo.'

"It's called American acceptionalism. We grab more and more of the country's wealth and 99% of Americans just continue to accept it."

Flat tax - equal burden?

What do you suggest we do about this?

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

'The Great Depression? Didn't they have Prozac then?'

'The Fed decided today not to raise or lower interest rates, but instead just moved them sideways a little.'

'It's cheaper than gas.'

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

Sub-prime Bear

'Mixed news from the federal reserve...interest rates will drop on savings but will go up on loans.'

"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"