Home Design Enthusiast Prints

"If we time it right, I can get you in this house today."

"We wanted a design that would reflect how much money we have."

"My husband, of course, will want a den."

If you lived here, this sign would block your view.

'They can't decide what goes where.'

'And this is the downstairs half-bath.'

'So this is a kitchen!'

"The house is staged beautifully. The only thing left is to tell Duane to go inside during showings."

'I dunno... it just doesn't have that wow factor.'

'And this is the walk-in laundry chute.'

Houses built by Jack and Jerry.

Flip-top roof.

The grass is always greener on the other side

"An open plan house, has it's down side."

The new normal? ...and for the lady of the house, this can be your Charmin toilet paper chamber.

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"I didn't spark joy."

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

Cat statues on entrance gate

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

A DIY disaster.

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

"The white flag means he gives up and will finally hire a professional to finish the renovation."

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

Your Home Remodel Team

"It's a miracle I was able to build this desk all by myself. I'm not so handy."