Home Design Devotee Mugs

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

Fittd shēt

Cat statues on entrance gate

Italica

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

Waiting Room Quarterly

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

Pea green

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

"I love what you've done with him."

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

'For heaven's sake Janet - where have you disappeared to now?'

The Design Artiste