Home Decorations Prints

'Flower'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

Santa Claus's Mail

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Cocktails on the verandah.

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Christmas Tree

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Second hand furniture.

Piranhaclaus

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Painting the Ceiling

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

Happy Easter

Use your imagination.