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"I found my thrill on Blueberry Hill."

Can You Spot the Differences?

Felix Mendelssohn

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

Horti-Culture

I love my Timpani

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Hildegard von Bingen

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

"Scotch and water musick."

Artist and Musician

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

Non-Drip ?

A baby playing on a grand piano

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

Dynamite little combo

'I installed all the floor tiles by myself. I did it all by tile and error.'

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

Orchestra conductor

Quartet.

May your Christmas be full of harmony

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

Three Ladies

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

Malcolm Sargent

Kultural K9's.

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'