Home Classroom Creator Pillows

Coronavirus Impact on Children

The lesser of two evils.

'I home-schooled all seven kids. Right now I'm in the teacher's lounge.'

Homeschooling

Snacks for Learners

"It works as long as the teacher doesn't call on you."

"Tell me again how many young minds I will have shaped by the end of my teaching career."

'That's o.k., Dugan - 'why do I even bother?' was a rhetorical question.'

'I don't have to go to school. My mom teachers me.'

Home Schooled On The Range

"So. . . now we know - being home is not the same as being home to be schooled. . ."

"Rose wants to bring up the child on her own."

"He's beginning to find that homeworking is much harder than he thought."

'How come you're always trying to teach me things I don't want to know.'

"What is the battle cry for homeschoolers?" Kids: "Go Home!"

"If she's going to be off school for a while, we need to make sure she's not stuck in the house all day."

"Don't try to tell me this P.E. class! Get back to your homeschooling!"

'I was home schooled. It stands for 'Master of Bedmaking and Aerobic housecleaning'.'

"Have we considered home schooling, if only for the less parental involvement?"

"Ever since we started home schooling, I've developed more of an appreciation for school lunches."

What a twenty-year home school reunion is like. ('Ellie-May! Come an' get yir dinner 'fore it gits cold!')

'I look forward to my first year as a teacher. I wrote lesson plans, attended in-service workshops, and decorated my classroom. Preparation is half the victory. It's the other half that scares me.'

Homeschooling during lockdown

Homeschooled Doctor. Mom says: 'After you set your sister's leg one more time we'll take a milk and cookies break...'

'I think I use the Internet too much. I find myself writing 'com' after each period.'

'Papa! Guess what! Evolution is making a lot of sense to me!'

"I think John is really getting into making remote teaching videos."

"Mom, I'm losing my edge with remote learning. I've forgotten how to harass a substitute teacher!"

Gesundheit! Your allergies to chalk acting up again, Ms. Weatherspoon?

'I won't be coming in again - my dad's set up a free school in his shed.'

Coronavirus Self-isolation Children's Activities.

"Jack is graduating at home from home school."

'You could always ask to be home-schooled until it grows back.'

'I can't make it tonight. I have to attend my mother's lecture series on responsibility.'