Home Cinema Fans Mugs

"It's not a night scope view of anything, I think our picture tube just blew."

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

'He likes to power nap.'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"I'm the bad guy..."

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

Titanic: How's my steering.

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

Michael Caine

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

King Kong

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

'Better buy one now - before they make them too big to fit into your house.'

"This is the best part of the movie."

"That was supposed to be us."

Marcello Mastroianni.

"Clark Gable, Gary Cooper, Cary Grant -- they're all gone. But Marcus is still here."

Janet Leigh

Ronald Reagan

Sean Connery - Resht In Peash

"I know what you're thinking: 'Did he write six refills or only five?'" Dirty Harry, M.D.

'I could have had a V-8!'

Classic Movie Remakes (for people your age)

The Wickerman (Hollywood style)

Blitzen isn't feeling well, so Mary Poppins agreed to fill in for him.

I'm Spartacus! I am Spartacus! I am Spartacus! I'm Spartacus! I am Spartacus! I am Spartacus! Wow! Identity theft is really get out of control!