Home Chore Enthusiast Mugs

On-line to washing-line...in one easy click!

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

"You used the right amount of detergent and fabric softener. The problem is this washing machine isn't for dishes."

Kitchen Tetris

Washing Line Walker

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"How did you get him to do housework?"

"O.K., so I shrank. But you must admit I am brighter."

Looks like I do dishes again.

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

"Just empty it."

'I did my part of house cleaning, now it's your time...it's shovel ready'

Why do you always get to ash and I always have to dry?

"What is that creepy sound?" "Don't worry. It's just the ghost of the old dishwasher."

"That goes to the dry cleaners."

'Mr. big shot scientist who works 18 hours a day at a prestigious lab developing high strength corrosion inhibitors, but can I get him to spend 2 minutes getting rust stains out of our own tub? No.'

"When I was young, my mother washed our clothes in a tub of water. Stains were simple back then."

'I didn't forget to empty my pockets. That's your tip.'

'Who's the clown responsible for ordering the new exercise equipment?'

'As the CEO of a large corporation, I don't suppose you'd consider taking out the garbage?'

'Mom, how old was I when Dad first hired you to do all this stuff around the house?'

"I knew it would be a silly idea to ask him to hang the washing out for me,"

'Today I'd like to teach everyone the difficult task of how to put a new toilet roll on it's holder.'

You mean none of you took out the trash? Why you rarely see a female polygamist.

'When he said he wanted to put me on a pedestal, it was only so I could dust the ceiling fan!'

No caption. (A woman folding laundry from the dryer is looking at a mouse folding laundry from a mousehole on the side of the dryer).

'Well, dear, I did tell you to stay out of my way when I'm vacuuming!'

Home Schooling: "And this is what we call the 'washing machine'."

"It's your own fault! Remember when I told you to wash that shirt in cold water?"

'We've finished the dishes Miss. Jenny washed, I wiped and the rest of the group picked up the pieces.'

'Yes it's a conspiracy theory, he's never ever done the washing up.'

'I TOLD you not to wash it in warm water!'

Displacement activities for people who work from home...

'What's your washing dishes got to do with human rights?'

'Washing dishes, why?'