Home Camper Mugs

'Son, you can cancel your plans to backpack across Europe after graduation. See? Your father put up the old pup tent instead!'

"As long as they're giving me the option, I'm going to keep on camping from home."

"Ahhh... close enough."

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

Woman leaves dog in rain...he gets into a car to wait in the dry.

Building a Shelter

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

Now that we've got all the mosquitoes trapped in here, let's sleep out there.

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

'Okay guys - lights out!'

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

GPS, satellite dish, cell phone...nature awaits. All right, Pop. Nature awaits!

GLAD-YOU-ATION

Remember to lash from the outside!

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

Why do I have to go to camp? What's the alternative? Fend for myself like the resourceful youth of old! Right! The kind who worked dawn to dusk! I'll tell your dad you'll be right over to haul mulch for the nursery. The baseball camp sounds plenty rugged!

"You need to make room for the dirty laundry."

"It's not a bear, sweetie. It's the pizza."

"Mine's camper."

Local, free-range bug juice.

Blowing up the camping mattress.

"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

Phone Mittens

"Nice replica of the garden of Eden Joey!"

Bear Recycling.

"Everything's great, doctor! In fact, ever since I met Peggy, I feel like I'm floating on air!"

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'