Home Buying Adventurer Prints

For Sale sign combined with Fruit Machine - 'House Price Lottery'

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

Captain steering house through flood.

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

'We'll take it!'

Open House of Horrors

"It's a major fixer-upper. How's your marriage?"

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

"A little baking soda will get rid of the smell.

G.P.S. For the Home

Implausible Retirement Housing Options

Ceiling Paint

'Floodplain close - House on stilts with ladder. Estate Agent saying, 'Welcome onto the property ladder...''

'Well I think everything is in order, congratulations on your new home!'

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

'Buy this house sir, and you could be a star in a DIY make-over programme!'

'Is there anything we can do to repay you other than to repay you?'

"Whenever I want my mom to play fort, I just turn on news about climate change."

"Love the exposed chessboard."

'I won't lie, it can get windy here.'

'Being afraid to buy a house doesn't make you homeophobic.'

Mortgages up 'Where?'

'I lost him in the house, but don't worry, a snake that big should be easy to find.'

For Sale, just to find the true value.

'Oh yes, Leonard's a fixit-it man. Only problem is, who'll fix it after him?'

"Every appliance, every light, every bit of electronics in the house is controlled by a single remote that I haven't yet been able to find."

Home Ship Home

'You'll need to put these on before the inspection.'

'Oh darling, isn't it just so sweet?!'

"Watch out for the low beams!"

"...You shouldn't by any chance be missing one of your animals?"

"The seller is highly unmotivated."

'I'm positive that 'Open House' sign pointed to next door.'