Home Baking Hero Mugs

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

"Thanks for the starter!"

"I'm trying to make up my mind."

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

"To beat or not to beat."

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

You're the puff in my pastry!

Come dine with me!

A Good Batch.

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

You're the icing on my cupcake!

'I don't think he's so smart. I had to show him three times before he got the hank of it.'

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

Roasted

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

Instant Gratification Cafe.

Baking

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

'The kids are on a hunger strike, I'm on a diet, and you're on your own.'

The Authentic Christmas.

I bake my own bread.

"How are we on bread?"

'My mom bakes from scratch -- she's a full-service mom.'

'... But, why do you want me to sign a "waiver of liability form"?'

'I planned to go to work, cancel my appointments, kick back and just relax...then I remembered I'm retired.'

Scales

Baker

"Do you want brownies or cookies or banana bread or apple pie or peanut brittle or chocolate muffins or carrot cake?"

She found baking helped enormously.