Home Bake-off Champion Mugs

Baking

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

You're the puff in my pastry!

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

His Her Cakes

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

A Creature WAS Stirring

"I'm sorry madam, we're right out of Mississippi mud pie. All that's left is the Severn sludge souffle."

Cut out and keep your own Chef

Cake Walk.

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

'How much are your upside-down cakes? 99p.'

Bake-a-thon.

Baker

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

'We need more cake shows!'

"O.K., so I shrank. But you must admit I am brighter."

Mary Berry

"I'm trying to make up my mind."

"Thanks for the starter!"

'Ok cup cake looks like its time to meet your maker.'

Various snacks and drinks

"To beat or not to beat."

"But do your mittens smell like chocolate chip cookies?"

The best baker in Bath!

"Frances bakes a really mean Victoria sponge."

'I didn't forget to empty my pockets. That's your tip.'

'They're not so much chewy as inedible.'

"Out of my way, Marge. It's Science Time!"

"I can tell when Spring is just around the corner ... I can't see out the window."

What's the money for? Animal rescue? No, we're part of a group fighting for the release of Burmese political prisoners.

"The pastry is soggy and your filling leaves a bitter aftertaste."

"How were the kids?"