Holy Tweak Enthusiast Pillows

"Mind if I tweak it?"

Small child building a large contraption from junk

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

The circus diver.

'Well, that's fixed that.'

'But I did study. I guess the software didn't install successfully.'

"Anyway, to make a long story short, I'm the guy who invented CliffsNotes."

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

"This obsession of yours about becoming a car mechanic..."

The mobile -priest was keen to use modern technology to 'keep in touch' with his parishioners!

"You've even got me confused now but I'm reasonably sure it's 'righty tighty - lefty loosey'."

Patient after an appendix operation

"Oscar has been known to reinvent himself."

then, one day, when Robin's men were making merry, the deer struck.

Sewing Machines in Surgery

You know I can't do the twist.

"'Smoking' or 'Non-Smoking'?"

Machine

"Reverse two and a half somersaults with one and a half twists - WOW!"

"Mother, I've sold the cow on the dark web for 3 bitbeans."

"Thank you! And now for my finale, I shall produce a magician from the hat."

Vicar carrying a games console called a 'PrayStation 3'.

'Orville keeps bragging about restoring that car. He fails to tell people it took him 70 years.'

'I'm a butcher by trade.'

The Mechanic

'Thus the big party.'

Santa the mugger.

Prince charming frog is actually a scientist

'Trick or treat!' Now if you could just enter your PIN.'

Replacing a rubber fanbelt with a leather belt.

"With all that tinkering do you really save time?"