Holy Horseman Prints

"He's giving 3-1 Magic Spider in the 230."

"They're comfortable."

Night-time halo

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

Golfing Bishop.

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

High Riders of the Old West

'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

Cleric with bible briefcase.

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

'On the other hand, you must never, ever work in mysterious ways.'

Lasso

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

Church In and Out Trays 'Lord Giveth' and 'Taketh away'

'Would you mind not drinking from the holy water?'

"Holy Mackerel!"

'Golly, is it that time already?'

'We are gathered here...'

'Today's sermon is on the feeding of the five thousand...and I'll be giving you the recipe for that.'

"Holy water, holy water...."

How's my Sermon . . .

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

'Man, I'm bombing,'

'I'm racing him in the 4.30.'

'Our worship space is quite large, Roger, but sanctuary committee will do nicely.'

'World's Greatest Dad'

"Then the angel Gabriel said to Joseph in a dream.. 'Behold, the virgin shall be with child and bear a son, and they shall call Him Emmanuel." "I thought His name was Jesus!?".

Emergency Bible for deathbed conversions only.

'You know Solomon, I just keep feeling that something isn't quite right today.'

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."