Holy Harmony Maker Pillows

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

Mozart on a computer,

"I lost the groove."

Angel playing music

Hanukkah tree

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

'How will my turkey turn out this year?' Color

Nocturne

'How come he gets a blues harp?!'

I'll be Bach for Christmas!

Trumpet and birds

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

'Ned taps his pencil, Jill hums and Bill whistles - form a band, guys, and take it on the road!'

A bird tweets along with a musician.

Cat on the violin

The Conductor

Santa Playing the Piano

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

Orchestra playing to working man.

Carols

The dream of a rainbow nation goes up in smoke.

Musicial Writer

Carolling

"No, harps aren't mandatory. You could've asked for any instrument you wanted."

Vicar with three taps: hot, cold and holy.

'It could be worse. In Hell you play the bagpipes.'

Celestial reading lamp.

Angels waiting at baggage reclaim for their harps.

Janitor at a Music School

It's Christmas time, there's no need to be afraid..

'Nothing in the rules about it having to be a harp...'