Holography Prints

Extremely Realistic Virtual Reality.

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

Water power.

"Honestly, I have no idea what a 'habeas corpus' is."

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.'

"Aaaughhh! Don't play with that!"

"You're late."

Alternative collective animal names

"With all the AI and deep fake technology, I'm not even sure what's real anymore."

“He runs the top Virtual Reality company in the world. In fact, that’s not really him.”

Stenographer wants 15 minutes of court repeated

"I've got reservations for this evening."

"The jury's still out on whether you should whisk me away to Paris."

"Clerk, I'd like Madame Foreperson's remarks about a well-hung jury stricken from the record."

Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec

Man convinced by a flattering character sketch

'It's this one here, that I don't understand.'

'Amazing what a little teamwork can accomplish.'

"That will be all, Mrs. Bernstein. During the break, we reached a verbal agreement."

World water shortage

'Come to think of it, I don't dream in colour either.'

"Hey, you know those collective nouns are just a bunch of crap, right?"

"This is my favorite area. Every one here has been the subject of a hagiography."

Extreme Court Reporting

Two water wells with buckets one marked 'Hot' and 'Cold'

Water Department Flood

"Oh, I'm sorry. You're both holograms - I assumed you knew each other."

Myrtle has a tropical thought balloon, distracting her from the glamourous world of stenography....

'How much!?!? Are you winding me up??'

'My new boss expects me to touch-type, a skill I'll have to digitally remaster.'

Once again the Captain won the shadowgraph contest.