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Extremely Realistic Virtual Reality

“He runs the top Virtual Reality company in the world. In fact, that’s not really him.”

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Benedict Cumberbatch

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

'They all want to play the star.'

'Hamlet'

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Trump! The Musical

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

'You know too much!'

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

Modern Major General

"To be or not to be."

Falstaff

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Scarpia from Tosca

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

Mikado

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

Senta jumps into the sea

Mikado

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore