Holocaust Remembrance Day Gifts

The World Jewish Congress meet in Hungary.

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Servicemen.

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

National Everything Awareness Day

"Postwar is hell."

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

"War is hell and so is this soup."

Military Medals

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

The Cost of Censoring Free Speech.

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

Monuments

A lock labeled 'freedom' covers a man's mouth.

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

'I was in the catering corps.'

Military style hedgehog

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

'Forget what?'

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

Anti-war libra.

UNFADED GLORY

"The president is awarding the Medal of Honor to 24 Army veterans...whose heroism and gallantry were overlooked because of their race or ethnicity."