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"Watson, there's something here that just doesn't fit."

Mobile Holmes.

'The curious incident of the dig in the night-gown.'

Sherlock solutions

"It's a 12 inch chess board - the game's a foot."

"Hi Honey, I'm Holmes"

The Fleas of the Hound of the Baskervilles.

'Careful Watson, that howl tells me that the hond is near!'

"Good heavens, Holmes! How did you deduce that I had recently lost my reading glasses?"

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Portrait of a Lady"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

The Origami Society...

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

The Harper Plays Cricket.

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

Tongue in the ear...

Joey Barton's red card wins Premiership League for Manchester City.

Cristiano Ronaldo

"Amazing deduction, Holmes!"

Fox hunting.

Thibaut Nicolas Marc Courtois

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'