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'The curious incident of the dig in the night-gown.'

Sherlock solutions

"It's a 12 inch chess board - the game's a foot."

"Hi Honey, I'm Holmes"

'Careful Watson, that howl tells me that the hond is near!'

"Good heavens, Holmes! How did you deduce that I had recently lost my reading glasses?"

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Portrait of a Lady"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

The Origami Society...

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

The Harper Plays Cricket.

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

Cristiano Ronaldo

Tongue in the ear...

"Amazing deduction, Holmes!"

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

Football.

"I need to buy a faster fastball."

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

Fox hunting.

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

"Sinead?!"

Soccer player being showered with toilet roles and a toilet.