Hollywood Drama Devotee Prints

Charlie Sheen

Modern Major General

Mikado

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

Henrik Ibsen,

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

Tom Hanks

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

Three Ladies

Shakespeare Street

Why do you direct the school musical, Mr. K? It's a privilege

I always forget - Are we supposed to tip?

Starvation Watching

'We had to donwsize.'

Stabbing an opera singer to hit the high notes.

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

Rita Hayworth caricature

Christopher Nolan caricature

Meryl Streep

Laurel and Hardy

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

What a lousy season - there hasn't been a good comedy in months.

Henrik Ibsen

Moliere

Mr. Merdle becomes a borrower

Gore Vidal

"They're texting it in."

The Wickerman (Hollywood style)

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

Carmen

Arnold Schwarzenneger caricature.

Whoopie Goldberg

'Sometimes I think we shoot too much film and too few actors - give me your gun!'

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"