Holiday Wonderers Mugs

"If this toy was made by Santa's elves at the North Pole, how come it says 'Made in China'."

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Christmas Tree

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Snowmen Around The World...

Snowman

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Priest

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Giant Snowflake.

Santa does a keg stand.

'Gesundheit.'

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

Buggy with Snowplow.

How to fight a vampire snowman

Snowman in hospital bed with snow globe I.V.

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

"Sorry, you can't cash in your vacation time. Since you didn't use it, tell it Bon Voyage!"

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

Watchdog on Holiday

At the "Ice-C-U".

Shaved Ice

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'