Holiday Storytellers Prints

"Thank you for the best Christmas ever. - Gracie"

"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

Filming Christmas

"Once upon a time there was a kind bank manager who found all the money lost in the global financial meltdown, brought world peace, stopped global warming, cured the common cold and discovered Julian Assange is Santa."

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

"Oh, you haven’t seen holiday drama ‘till you’ve met our little family."

A feminist Christmas.

There's no place like Ho-Ho-Home

Knight before Christmas

Papa, how come Rudolph has a red nose? Because he's a drunk, son. Plain and simple.

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

'My brother got all the glory. For me it was Randolph with your nose so pink, you really make my sleigh team stink.'

Santa Claus writes a 'Yule Blog'.

"Due to budget cuts, I will be your Ghost of Christmas Past, Present and Future."

"A beautiful baby. Who does he take after?"

The Old Woman in the shoe questions her decision to spend her empty-nest years in a condo at a ski resort.'

'While our cases were soaking up the sun over there we were soaking up the rain over here!'

The Cricket on the Hearth - Title-page to the first edition

Mrs Smith and her daughter - now and 40 years later...

Boy Prays for a Full Stocking

"I'm playing Santa in the Christmas play. I need a pillow and eight tiny reindeer by Friday."

'Why miniature reindeer? Why not a flying dog-sled team?'

"Obviously, because he had the best P.R. people he was the most famous reindeer of all."

How the little banjo boy became a drummer

'Okay, I'll be nice, but they'd better not stay long.'

Free Chimney Cleaning.

"Peace on earth. Goodwill to all men and who ordered the triple cheese with extra pepperoni?"

'My dad, says you're not the real Santa. He said, you're just some fella off the dole.'

'It doesn't say anything about gift tax, son. It just says the Magi came bearing gifts.'

Caterpillar and stockings.

'He says he's a friend of the Santa Claus.'