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A Christmas Carl.

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Turkey Autopsy

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Christmas Presents.

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

'I hate all holidays!'

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

Cat Waits For Mouse To Come And Kiss Under The Mistletoe

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

DNA Xmas.

Santa Claws...

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

Inbox and outbox for books

The Devil's advocaat.

'It's self cleaning, and runs on natural gas.'

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I ruin it for you by saying it was the butler who did it? Such a good book..."

"We had no sherry so I left him some of your dad's home brew instead."

'What're you doing, kid? You keep spoiling my surprise!'

An Elf Pervert: 'Just put these on...see if they fit.'

'Take that off, Fuller. You're scaring the hell out of everyone!'

'I braved the Boxing Day sales just for you, dear.'

Turkey under mistletoe with sign that says: 'Kiss your ass goodbye'.

'If you are a good boy, Santa will bring you the tires next year.'

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

'I need something with a huge cargo rack and unlimited mileage.'

"Phew! That was a close shave guys!"

Snowman with scary shadow

Cleaner with Mistletoe.

A vampire pounces on Santa as he delivers presents.