Holiday Spirits Prints

'Wouldn't it have been easier to cut off the top of the tree?'

Christmas tree wishing to hang tree cutter

Wassailing!

Santa Claus's Mail

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Ice Skater

Santa called but you were out!

Snowman

Tipping Pain Chart

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

Just one more choccy...

Happy St Pancakes Day

Merry Kissmas

Street Carolers

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

Gracie sees a plane on Christmas Eve and tells her dad Santa is flying it.

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

O Christmas Tea

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

Peace on Earth

'How do I know if you've been naughty or nice? CCTV!!'

Holiday Gifts 2020

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

To prevent Christmas git opening from being over in a flash, the Wagner kids were required to use only their feet.

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'