Holiday Nostalgia Appreciators Prints

Safe space - Do not enter

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

'How was I to know that my invisible friend was so rambunctious?'

"You see? There are no vacuum cleaners under your bed."

"When I first saw your mother, she was bathed in moonlight."

"You can still go over the river and through the woods, but it's cheaper to fly."

All Major Cash Honored.

'I'll count to ten thousand: Go and hide...'

The Old Elves Home

'Mail order? You said all the toys were hand-made!'

"I play 'backside'. My 'backside' is always sitting on the bench."

'Come quick, Mrs. Dumpty! Your son fell off the wall!'

Snow Angel Fall

"This year has been a disaster. But, my breaking point was when Apple TV+ hijacked 'It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown,' away from network television."

'Miss Wayson, find out who put this computer on my desk and tell them to get it the hell out of here!'

"After our big family holiday dinners, we always have some leftovers."

"That's the only letter you received in the mail. Kids no longer write letters. They email or text."

'Aye lad, I remember when this was all snow.'

Talking christmas tree

'Remember when Christmas came after hallowe'en?'

"I'm afraid he may not recover. Even this special tonic didn't help! Andale! Let's take a picture...so we can remember the joy he brought into this house!"

'I had a lot of fun at school today...there was a hostile take over in the cafeteria.'

Times Change in Camden Town

'It's so cruel the way they break it to you, Not, 'school starts tomorrow', but 'tonight's a school night','

Sounds of the snowplow

Stop/Hop

'Of all the lemonade joints in all the world....'

'You can only come in if you've been CRB checked.'

"It's 2020. What do you want?"

"Oh, hello dear..remember the old days when he was satisfied with a mince pie and a glass of sherry?"

"It's time off at Christmas I miss most."