Holiday Mixologist Mugs

Helen was determined to get rid of her leftovers.

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"Guess who brought king cake!"

Yoga for Alcoholics

'Steak Ted?'

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

We'll have Manhattans...

Join me in a Martini?

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Shaken not stirred

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

Margarita

Espresso Martini Peacock

"Sorry, that's not my table."

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

You're the olive in my martini

Baloneystini

The Martini is invented.

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

'..and if you must yawn tonight keep your mouth shut.'

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

"Hey! Hey! I could gopher another lemon drop over here, please and thank you."

"A bloody Martian, please."

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

Rabbit Punch

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

'The first cocktail.'

Mediterranean Martini