Holiday Marketer Prints

Father Christmas dishing out money for the retailers

Tree in Dollar Shape.

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Camping-Pong

Lounging by the pool

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

'See you in two weeks!'

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

Ice Cream Tower.

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'What if I promise not to look?'

"Sponsoring Christmas this year was an act of sheer marketing genius."

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

"Have you packed everything into your smartphone?"

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

A pilgrim driving a camper leaving the Mayflower ship.

'Sure, I'll take a meeting - but only if you've been very, very good,'

Now Playing: Christmas ? The Ultimate feel-Good Musical!

"OK...now they've gone too far! We're barely out of Halloween!"

'We're looking for a sales manager that can take our sales momentum, during December and January, and carry it over for the year.'

"Finally! An iconic advertising image that represents Christmas, Valentine's Day and Easter!"

Christmas escape plan

'Oh I retired a few months back...I'm a promoter now.'

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

Beer Belly.

"We'd like to go somewhere that qualifies as a tax deduction."

"I want to cancel my 3 o'clock and my 4 o'clock, and oh! I want to cancel my 1:30!"

"Every holiday I disable his Internet. It keeps his mind off us."

Fantastic holiday.

"Well, come to think of it, we are creatures of habit: Always migrating to the same place and stopping at the same spots on the way..."