Holiday Marketer Prints

Rudolph - The Red-Nosed Influencer

Father Christmas dishing out money for the retailers

Tree in Dollar Shape.

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Camping-Pong

Lounging by the pool

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

'See you in two weeks!'

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

Ice Cream Tower.

"Ho, ho, you're fired."

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'What if I promise not to look?'

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

"Sponsoring Christmas this year was an act of sheer marketing genius."

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

"Have you packed everything into your smartphone?"

'Sure, I'll take a meeting - but only if you've been very, very good,'

A pilgrim driving a camper leaving the Mayflower ship.

"OK...now they've gone too far! We're barely out of Halloween!"

Now Playing: Christmas ? The Ultimate feel-Good Musical!

'We're looking for a sales manager that can take our sales momentum, during December and January, and carry it over for the year.'

"Finally! An iconic advertising image that represents Christmas, Valentine's Day and Easter!"

Christmas escape plan

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

'Does Santa have skype?. . . I'd like to get in some face time, so he puts me at the top of his list come December. . .'

Beer Belly.

'Oh I retired a few months back...I'm a promoter now.'

"We'd like to go somewhere that qualifies as a tax deduction."

"Every holiday I disable his Internet. It keeps his mind off us."

Last week revisited. Uncle Mort, want to come over to my place for Thanksgiving? Can't. Sadie and I are having it at her place. How nice of you. What? I'd love to. What can I bring? Beautifully played, no? She'll kill me. I'd love to. How nice.

Fantastic holiday.