Holiday Logistics Innovator T-Shirts

Under New Management.

Tree in Dollar Shape.

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

'Sure, I'll take a meeting - but only if you've been very, very good,'

'I hate when they do this.'

"You guys in Fulfillment have done wonders with your logistics formula."

Christmas escape plan

"Kids now program their robots to do their trick-or-treating for them. There's a thin line between ingenuity and laziness."

Sled Dogs Instead Of City Bikes

Santa's elevator

"We'd like to go somewhere that qualifies as a tax deduction."

Outward bound/Homeward bound.

"Every holiday I disable his Internet. It keeps his mind off us."

'He's not melting. That's because he's made of mashed potatoes.'

"We give thanks for plant-based meals that spare some of us. . . and those humans who choose these."

"Santa's workshopping"

Castaways at Christmas

Travel Agents

"I'm installing a backup camera. I'm tired of you sending me out to repair all the chimneys you back into."

"I'm out! I got a job at another Santa Claus company!"

A green man sitting on a beach imagining selling toys online

Father Christmas dishing out money for the retailers

'I've got the children busy finding a solution to the Middle East crisis...'

"Every year I give my grandparents the same thing. . . a list of everything I want for Christmas."

"I've learned the secret to a happy holiday season! When relatives come to visit...make sure they think you love the gifts they gave you last year."

Christmas Family Gliders