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Under New Management.

Tree in Dollar Shape.

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

'Sure, I'll take a meeting - but only if you've been very, very good,'

'I hate when they do this.'

Vendo Tree.

"You guys in Fulfillment have done wonders with your logistics formula."

Christmas escape plan

"Kids now program their robots to do their trick-or-treating for them. There's a thin line between ingenuity and laziness."

'Does Santa have skype?. . . I'd like to get in some face time, so he puts me at the top of his list come December. . .'

Sled Dogs Instead Of City Bikes

Santa's elevator

"We'd like to go somewhere that qualifies as a tax deduction."

Outward bound/Homeward bound.

Last week revisited. Uncle Mort, want to come over to my place for Thanksgiving? Can't. Sadie and I are having it at her place. How nice of you. What? I'd love to. What can I bring? Beautifully played, no? She'll kill me. I'd love to. How nice.

"Every holiday I disable his Internet. It keeps his mind off us."

"It's all part of the new normal."

"Excuse me, but will you be long?"

'He's not melting. That's because he's made of mashed potatoes.'

"Santa's workshopping"

Father Christmas dishing out money for the retailers

"I'm installing a backup camera. I'm tired of you sending me out to repair all the chimneys you back into."

Always looking for ways to increase sales, the creative team at Mayflower Greeting Cards brainstorms new sending occasions.

A green man sitting on a beach imagining selling toys online

"I'm out! I got a job at another Santa Claus company!"

Castaways at Christmas

The Thanksgiving mom cracked.

Travel Agents

"We give thanks for plant-based meals that spare some of us. . . and those humans who choose these."

'I've got the children busy finding a solution to the Middle East crisis...'

"Every year I give my grandparents the same thing. . . a list of everything I want for Christmas."

Christmas Family Gliders

"I just got so sick of the smell of carrots."