Holiday Humorer Mugs

'Frankly I'd expected rather more from interactive television.'

'What I want for Thanksgiving is not to be devoured by Big Shirley.'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Claus 2.0

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

Night of the Latkes

High security Santa's grotto

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

"Ninja bread men"

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Happy Easter

Hiding the electronics.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Elfie Stick

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

That one has all the batteries!

"I don't think the turkey's going to be done on time. That's the dishwasher."

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."