Holiday Gift Giver Mugs

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Christmas Tree

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Daughters on the beach

"That'll be five bucks."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

celebrating a birth.

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

Say it with flowers

'They're dog roses!'

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

"Gift"

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

"I might just get a pie."

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

Love.

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

"Shouldn't have, you really."

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'