Holiday Gambler Mugs

'Whoever's guess is closest to the time when the last needle falls off the tree wins the hundred-dollar pool!'

Christmas Tree

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'He lives for his holidays.'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"Home depot."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Happy Turkey Day!

Horn of Leftovers

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Santa does a keg stand.

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

Temporarily Unavailable

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"I know it's not an ideal situation, Samantha, but how else are we going to afford a 160 gigabyte laptop, a top of the range mobile and a Playstation 3 for the kids presents?"

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

"The school year is officially over, and the teachers won."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

'Will you be my Valentine?'