Holiday Gadget Enthusiasts Pillows

"Santa knows how little you know about technology, so he sent me to help you figure out how to use all the new devices you and your family got. I'm from his tech-support department."

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

'Why pay the airline $7.00 for a beer, when I can get a drone to deliver 6 for the same price?'

"Kids now program their robots to do their trick-or-treating for them. There's a thin line between ingenuity and laziness."

"I didn't mind that his Valentine was a e-card. The big letdown was getting the box of e-chocolates."

Santa's elevator

"Just a reminder, Santa. Don't forget to yule log off when you're done."

'I know if you've been bad or good thanks to surveillance cameras in last year's toys.'

Santa Claus's sled runs into satellite dish on a roof thus messing up the picture on a TV in the living room.

"Our new furniture is a remarkable piece of Japanese technology that changes ambience depending on your mood."

'Your call is important to us. Santa no longer accepts letters. Please email all requests to: letters@santa.com please state whether you've been good or bad. . .'

'Was Rudolph's nose an early prototype of a GPS?'

"Rudolph, with you nose so bright... I'm using my GPS device tonight!"

"Tell me again about how I can shop online and have gifts delivered without leaving my office."

"Why aren't the elves toiling in the workshop?"

Hug Robot going silent

"He's got it all figured out. Zooms his visits with one hand and has Amazon deliver the gifts with the other."

"I understand why they replaced his nose with a GPS, but it just doesn't have the same charm."

Practical Gifts of the Magi

The AdRams Family no.34 - E-mailing list to santa

Santa Selfie Stick

Santa, tapping at mobile phone, turns away child saying: 'All Christmas lists must be 140 characters of fewer.'

'Instead of a Christmas newsletter, let's have a Christmas web site.'

'If you give me you're email address, I'll put you on my mailing list for next year.'

'We don't do caroling anymore, sir. We'll give you an URL where you can download the greatest Christmas songs!'

Young male clicking on a sock on a computer screen

Ho Ho Ho.

"Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas!"

Christmas cracker goes 'ping' instead of 'bang'.

"Oh, put that blasted cell phone away."

Santa receives 66,000,000 new emails 'Santa was expecting a quiet Christmas until the elves introduced him to the new email system.'

Children talk to Santa in mall via his telephone app.

'RECALCULATING!'