Holiday Deals Mugs

The First Christmas Sale Race.

Where your mind & battle are los

Carefree luggage.

Santa Claus's Mail

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"First class, or with children?"

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Cut Price

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"Ninja bread men"

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

Fight or Flight

Airport Security.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

Tourists and their Pets.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

'How very Cumbria.'

Non-Denominational Carols

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'