Holiday City Adventurers Pillows

"Then I said, let's stay with Santa's sleigh, but nooo ... you wanted to see a Rangers game!"

Skiing.

Christmas Tree

'He lives for his holidays.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"Home depot."

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

Horn of Leftovers

Happy Turkey Day!

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

'See, Dear? Told you I'd make it fit!'

"Once upon a time there was a kind bank manager who found all the money lost in the global financial meltdown, brought world peace, stopped global warming, cured the common cold and discovered Julian Assange is Santa."

'Will you be my Valentine?'

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"

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