Holiday Cheer Cultivator T-Shirts

'My mother will bring me what I need. You bring me the good stuff.'

Reindeer

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving

'Red for me, please.'

"Trick or treat?"

'Doc I just don't believe in myself anymore.'

"You believed you were above everyone else, and deserved to look down on others. This is a clear case of shelf-elf-filling prophecy."

North Pole.

Brain and heart sweep away the negative

Theatrical Christmas.

'That's about as Christmasy as we can get it.'

"Christmas day or nor, it was under the tree! How could you expect me not to peek?"

"It's a snow-grandad!"

Are we nearly there yet?

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

Noel Fever

"Ever notice how everyone's nice this time of year? Kids behave. Neighbors, friends, relatives - even workers at the office - smile more. The mailman has a friendly wave, folks seem to go out of their way to be nice..."

Kringle: The Decca Years

About Santa 2017.

'The Christ Child'

'Guys! Check this out - Reindeer Chow in the satellite dish!'

'Moving Day' for Christmas Presents

CIVICS 101

"Looks like Dia de Los Muertos has finally gone mainstream."

Santa playing golf.

Keep your answers short and in the form of a question.

Christmas.

Jack-in-the-box Santa jumps out of cookie jar with list of good little boys and girls.

Little Jack Horner with Pets

Santa: 8 Items or less

I've been 'HOLLIED'!

"I'd like a gallon of milk and a couple dozen cookies."

'It's the only line of work I know. I'm a sidewalk Santa Claus during the holiday season.'

The consumer protection act requires me to inform you that I have no real power to grant wishes, but am here for entertainment purposes only.

'Sorry - I was just for Christmas.'