Holiday Attire Mugs

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

Christmas Bra.

Where your mind & battle are los

'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

"Ninja bread men"

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Romance

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

Tourists and their Pets.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

'How very Cumbria.'

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

Non-Denominational Carols

'Now it fits.'

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

Panettone

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

'I told you that letting him have a pet would cause a problem at migration time...'