Holiday Attire Mugs

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

Christmas Bra.

Where your mind & battle are los

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Romance

"Ninja bread men"

Tourists and their Pets.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

'How very Cumbria.'

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Non-Denominational Carols

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

'Now it fits.'

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

Christmas Pets

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

Panettone

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!