Holiday Aftermath Prints

The post-holiday blues are dangerous to your mental health. Bleak weather, bills, too much family

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"

"Post-holiday dieting will be much easier this year. Our disposable cash flow will be diverted."

Swearing and fighting in a caravan

Children line up to talk to Santa

"What a great way to end our winter breaks! We came here alone...but we're not leaving alone!"

The Nargleys perform their post-holiday ritual of trying to blow all the needles off the tree in one breath,

'Tired, depressed, stomach upset, sounds like you're just back from a family holiday.'

'What I like about Christmas is that wonderful feeling of freedom when it's all over.'

'This is the fourth single woman to attack the Valentine's display this week.'

"Wow, another turkey sandwich?"

Ron, I used this while you were on vacation. Please refill. Love, mother.

"I hope this isn't another holiday event we won't be able to forget."

Underneath an overweight.

"Here we are in Jackson Hole and our luggage went to Hawaii!"

December 26th . . . The Returns

'For Heaven's sake take a break with the training routine...'

"No in-laws, no office parties, no shopping...I'm experiencing a Post Holiday High!"

'I made it all the way through Thanksgiving... then I made it all the way through Christmas, then I had to go and die in a bizarre gardening accident!'

'I'm pretty sure I�m seeing you due to bad nog, but as a struggling small business owner trying to keep costs down, I�m wondering if you'd deliver these bills on your rounds?'

'Hooray! A Christmas miracle! I suddenly went blind an can't see that mistletoe above your head!'

"Go Boxing Day shopping if you want...you couldn't drag me to that mall today!"

"Lousy elves are on strike again. You people gift wrap?"

"Do we even have a garbage disposal?"

"All done with that holiday spirit for another year, are we dear?"

"Oh, I'm feeling alright. My post holiday elation is cancelling out my seasonal affective disorder."

"No, I don't want to do it 'neath the tree."

Do you have a 'back from holiday' loan?

'I'm afraid we don't take returns on food!'

Putting Christmas away...

'Blowtorch the decorations and weedkiller the tree.'

"Gasp! Christmas! Puff! Must get away from...Christmas! Gasp! Puff!"

"So Tia Carmen was helping Maria decorate her Christmas tree...and she fell?"

'The perfect after-christmas gift.'