Holiday Adventurer Prints

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

'No offense, but your design of our pop-up may have a few flaws.'

"Did you remember to cancel the scam phone calls?"

Welcome to Work Life Balance

'Go to bed. I'm too busy to get into a debate over whether or not I exist.'

'This year Rudolph's time and geography go sadly astray'

'Is the seven year flowering cactus in bud yet?'

'Looks like somebody is ready for summer.'

'I agree we've met some wonderful cruisemates, Harriet, but we can't send Christmas cards to the whole passenger list.'

City Travel...rat race special! 10 countries in 10 day: 'I need a vacation'!

I went topless on the beach and nobody noticed.

'Good news, folks - no attack today!'

May your Christmas be out of this world!

Happy Holiday

"Jim and Helen always go South in November. Jim says it's for health reasons. Helen says it helps them keep their heads on straight."

Southern Spanish Cuisine

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

Decorating the Christmas Tree

"Night before Christmas or no night before Christmas, I feel like stirring."

Shark Attack

'We do look forward to your return, the privet it as its best just now.'

George flew like an eagle, but landed like a limpet.

'Then I said,if yov've got a good body there's nothing wrong showing it off...now put your your clothes back on vicar!'

You Gotta Believe

'It's my own fault for not checking the reviews.'

'If you're not happy with the cobwebs we can re-arrange them of course'.

Boy looking after his mistress's dog

Altruism.

A family goes on holiday while a group of strangers inhabits their home.

"Looks like this fellow you came across could be bigger than we thought!"

Skiing.

Christmas Tree

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

'He lives for his holidays.'