Hoedown Enthusiast Mugs

Cowgirl

"I didn't spark joy."

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

Inventor of the Tudor spirit-level

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

Living together, couple in love.

The idea of a wo-man cave was looking better and better.

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

"It's really too much house for us, but Fran and I plan to live in the walk-in closet and rent the rest."

'What terrible pre-Christmas gift catalogue have you got hold of now?'

'It's a prize for being first to go home.'

'Mail order? You said all the toys were hand-made!'

"Nice, but it's still a fish bowl. We'd like something with a little more privacy."

Homeowners.

"It's perfect."

Mom! Of course I know it's spring outside! Look at all the allergy commericals!

Come in here if you don't like....

'Anyone who doesn't believe in life after death, should be around here at quitting time.'

Coming Home

Bring Out Your Dead. . . Stay In Your Bed.

"He built his own steps. Apparently, he's loving, smart and impatient."

'It's a steal once you realise what a negotiated settlement costs.'

"We thought it would be nice to invite the subcontractors to the housewarming."

'I don't care what you say.. it's too cold to stand out there.'

'Gentlemen, please!! That was just our first offer!!'

'Can you teach us a move that can't be parried?'

'What makes you think you need a new set of shoes?'

'No, this is not the dream Cape Cod, 3BR, 2 1/2 BTH, 21 FT LR. This is the charming Dutch colonial, 2BTH, 4BR, L6 Deck, 6AR.'