"Despite his unorthodox style, Jason Vorhees' record number of saves still astounds hockey experts."
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"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"
"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."
"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."
"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."
Hockey Season.
The Leafs win the Cup!
Playing pig
'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'
I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.
"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"
The Hockey World
"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."
Improvised Dentistry.
'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'
"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"
'Dewey, come look! This is so cute. The kids are playing wii hockey.'
Yeah, I've been driving in circles for an hour looking for a place to park. Zamboni.
Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...
"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"
'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'
'Overruled, you may continue.'
'His wife is very supportive.'
Thanksgiving Game Highlights
'...According to the survey, Canadians prefer the doggie style positions, so the can both keep watching the Hockey game...'
"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"
"I'm watching the hockey game. The score is 4 nothing for the Zamboni driver."
Mrs. Tree? A hockey ball hit your daughter. It's likely just a bad bruise. Whew! Though there could be a fracture, nerve damage or fatal blood clots. What? Don't worry. Our medical advisor is evaluating Twig right now. Can you sign this liability waiver? Her hand seems fine. Team lawyer.
"I've never been into the other team's end... what's it like?"
"I have 15,000 patients...so my fantasy football team stinks."
"Good game.". . ."Good game.". . . "Nice game.". . . "Good game.". . . "I'm in love with you.". . . "Good game."
Death playing with the middle east.
"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems."
Curling Rocks!
"What?!! I'm reducing friction on the ice."
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