Hockey Fanatics Prints

'Puck!'

'... and remember. The league is cracking down on violence. If you start a fight, you'll be sent right to the penalty box to be neutered.'

'Will somebody tell the organist to cut out the 'Skaters' Waltz'!'

I hope we don't settle until after the hockey finals.

I like the Jets...I guess

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Bowled over again!

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Go team!

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

350 Feet.

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

Ball as water-melon.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Cricket Accidents.

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

'We're looking for athletic people.'

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

Hockey Season.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

Currently Boston

Mohamed Salah

'It's a combination of March Madness,,, and Linsanity,'