Hobbyist Modeling T-Shirts

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Model Building

Toys - Business Model.

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

"I told you it was a bad idea to buy a car online!"

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

Person Reading For Pleasure

'Jeremy, why can't we talk instead of you bottling things up all the time?'

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

"Yep, that's it - seven pages, I only write what I know."

Man imagines his pregnant partner as an impossible bottle.

SAGE (unknown model)

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

Recombinant DNA

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L clearly explains ...'

Pinocchio's pinewood derby car won by a nose.

"Are you sure you're in the right place? You smell salty."

Half his pleasure lies in manipulating his beloved tackle

'George,you're spending too much time bass fishing,it's starting to show on you.'

Replica Battle Set - Pub Fight Figures

"Dammit! I failed again trying to create a centaur, a minotaur and a mermaid."

"By some blunder the box contained not a model XR500 bomber, but the real thing"

'I've had to put a major infrastructure project on hold.'

'Model Aircraft.'

Stamp collector with a magnifying glass (colour).

"How interesting, Mr Spladgeforth, we don't often see the Eiffel Tower made out of sausages!"

'Thinks outside the envelope, does Gavin. That's his radio-controlled cloud.'

Baitcaster reel with tangled line