Hobby Pillows

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Zumba

"Play golf? It's not a game you know."

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

"Relax and enjoy the game! Relax and enjoy the game!..."

The Origami Society...

Fore he's a jolly good fellow

The British Society of Campanology...

Entrance/Exit

"Whatever you're doing in there, knock it off! You're screwing up my TV reception."

"I think the idea behind coin collecting is to get one of each kind, not all of the same kind!"

"Me, I have a built-in super-soaker..."

"My doctor suggested I get a hobby to help release stress."

Man standing in front of giant snowball

Enormous Pillow Fight.

We dance. Because we dance.

The disadvantages of easier golf courses...

'Caroline goes to her crossword compiling class on Thursdays.'

Hop-scotching monk.

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

'What matter an inch or two of surface-water, if the ice be still sound undernaeth!'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

'I don't worry when he calls from the door way or the front steps - only when he starts heading this way.'

'I'll put one end of the hose in your pool...you take the other end outside...gravity will create a siphon and drain the water with no mess.'

'Now keep your mouth shut...this is our last ball.'

'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'

The Specimen Hunter

I love badminton.

'Don't you wish sometimes there was something we could chase without catching up to it?'

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

Television Readers.

The Hobby Store