Hobby Hunters Prints

"You can't just work all the time, you need to find a hobby..."

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

'I see it. You're supposed to get it!'

'Well, at least it has bubbles.'

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

And so Bob's folks sent him off into the world. But not before running a few last tests, just to be sure he could handle it.

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

A hunter is chased by a shark and a golfer sees sharks in the sand traps.

"My biggest concern is adequate closet space."

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

'That's what I call a boomerang sale. His wife takes one look and back it comes.'

'Every weekend he's off hunting with his buddies! I never see him!!!'

"Not too big a garden-my wife tires easily!"

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

Real estate.

Person Reading For Pleasure

Man imagines his pregnant partner as an impossible bottle.

'Want a new house? Time to start groveling again.'

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

'Alan spends a few hours a day in his hunting blind. It helps him deal with his end of hunting season withdrawal!'

Some musicians discussing a new land purchase for hunting

"Why do we need a bigger house. Your folks can barely afford this one."

'Ideal for children - the play area is only a stone's throw away...'

'Bill gets so irritable when he can't go hunting that I prefer to keep him heavily sedated until deer season comes around!'

Hunting Out of Season

Hunting - Man asked to go hunting by his wife

'You do realise we're either going to have to get married, have children or take up a joint hobby.'

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L clearly explains ...'

'Hey, honey, remember when I told you to expect a big surprise on our anniversary? Well, I snuck off to go hunting with Cliff - SURPRISE!'

'Get your toys out of the living room!'

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