Hoax Hunter Mugs

"Hello, I am a Nigerian Prince and I need your help!!! Please send me $500 and your bank routing number. You will rewarded with 10% of 12.7 million dollars and my undying friendship. Best wishes, Prince John Barron."

"In the old days it took nearly ten years for the Deep State to put a fake man on the fake moon. Now it took them less than a year to come up with a fake vaccine for a fake virus."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'The circle is complete!'

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

Easter Island Cheeseheads

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

A Club Sandwitch.

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"Garden variety allergies."

"Call security, Miss Rightman. I have an overwhelming urge to throw good money after bad"

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

Spot Quiz....

Bottle Distillery

Burnout Syndrome...

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

Soccer coach of the year.

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

"By God, Man! Yes!! This is the stuff we're looking for!"

"Nasty sunburn."

Alien crapload

"I'm tired of this full-time job. I want a part-time job."