Hoarding Hero Mugs

"So where have you been?"

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

'That's our mission statement.'

The Hobby Store

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

"Sorry I locked us out of the ship but if waving this cloth we found makes you happy. . . I'll be happy to do it."

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

"I don't know...seems like budget cuts have gone pretty far this year."

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

Homeless count.

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

"If we get a bigger place, we'll just accumulate more giraffes."

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

James Russell Lowell

'Steven! Those nuts are for guests! Stop hiding them!'

"Buckle up. We're in the midst of an unprecedented breadcrumb recession."

"Hi honey, do we need anything for the junk drawer?"

"My father said I was too big for my britches!"

"I don't think you're getting the point of this exercise."

"Honey, are you hoarding lawyers again?"

"He is so gross: He is a hoarder you see, and keeps all his old skins..."

'If it's my food supply for the winter then its different from hoarding.'

"We had to get builders to stop hoarding land and start building houses...extreme forms of persuasion were called for!"

"We saved all your old diapers."

"We do have a wonderful art collection, but it has taken over somewhat: We either need to have a bower or get professional help..."

'Still saving money to finish that nose job eh?'

Of course it's filled with my old skins, it's my shed.

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

"After this, we'll set down some traps. That should deal with the rest of them."

"Oh, it's not food, it's my money: I don't trust banks..."

"Star Wars. . . Batman. . . Pirates. . . What we should be building is affordable housing."

'Look what the neighbors were selling!'