Hit Chaser Mugs

"Cyndi Lauper on four, sir, with a bullet."

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

The Salesman

"All we have to fear is fear itself and unmet quarterly projections."

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

'At the sales department, we've got to meet our performance targets. We're not here to care about reality.'

Dancing at the Clubs.

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

Men can show their emotions!

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"We have a goal wrapped in a plan, and served on a bed of success."

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

'Shouldn't you be somewhere clawing yourself to the top, or something?'

Bucket List

Professional football.

Careerist

Success

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

"Running of the the chickens!? This is crazy! Dad, no one celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month like this!"

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

Happiness

'There's a cat in our yard! Release the hounds!'

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

"I'm over here, dummy!"

"Fortunately, Mr. O'Brien, a sucker's attorney is born every half a minute."

"But before you even think about going under the knife, I'd like to recommend a good pluck and cook man."

"Hey! Your phone isn't turned on."

Sergio Aguero