History Of Computing Pillows

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

Why early computers were so big

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

Computer Room.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

The Computer Bore

Online form - Submit.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

Moses on the web

The Googler

Right click for yes...

Robotic Man

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

'Here's MY information highway!'

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Evolution.

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'