History Observer Gifts

Odesa, Between the Airstrikes

"A no deal Brexit will be a disaster!"

End of the Olympics, beginning of the Invasion?

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

CIA report

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

Harry S. Truman

I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.

Horse statue throws off rider.

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

Police Statetion

Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy? It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline. Well

State Budget.

Politicians are from Uranus.

Frankenstein's Ancestry

The Kali De Milo.

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

What if Huckabee Were a Fundamentalist Hindu?

Medusa and Perseus.

Celebrity Phrenologist.

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

'Moses looks back - 'The commandments, the Red Sea, the books of the bible, but I never had a hit song.'

Yanis Varoufakis and Wolfgang Schauble

Authorization for the Use of Farce

"On the one hand, I'm glad they're cutting the school year short...on the other hand..."

Peace in shackles.

"People think the government has a bottomless pit of money....but sometimes we have to make sacrifices!"

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

"It's five post meridiem in Central Europe. Compliled form the major networks the news is next."

'Don't mind me....I'll just sit here while you work on homeland security, unemployment, health care and your many other prbblems!'