History Observer Gifts

Odesa, Between the Airstrikes

"A no deal Brexit will be a disaster!"

End of the Olympics, beginning of the Invasion?

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

CIA report

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.

Harry S. Truman

Horse statue throws off rider.

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

State Budget.

Police Statetion

Politicians are from Uranus.

The Kali De Milo.

Frankenstein's Ancestry

Medusa and Perseus.

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

'Moses looks back - 'The commandments, the Red Sea, the books of the bible, but I never had a hit song.'

Celebrity Phrenologist.

"On the one hand, I'm glad they're cutting the school year short...on the other hand..."

Yanis Varoufakis and Wolfgang Schauble

Peace in shackles.

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

"People think the government has a bottomless pit of money....but sometimes we have to make sacrifices!"

'Okay, maybe I was defeated for re-election, but at least I beat the point spread!'

'That's a very good question - Are you trying to make trouble?'

"They heard about the 'Party Hearty' legislation."

Books: Self-Improvement Just keeping up with Joneses.