History-loving Uncle Prints

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

'I realize it's not much of a war, but it's all we can afford right now.'

'1815 - the night before the Battle of Waterloo, Napoleon seems a tense and pre-occupied.'

Historic Landmarks - Wimbledon, 1863

Lesser Known Historical Figures: The Steno at the First Thanksgiving Dinner.

Boris Johnson related to Mummy

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

Under New Management. Actually, Betsy, we were hoping for a flag with a little more style.

Nobody Upstages Trump!

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

Dog traps the postman.

Lucky Stars.

'No, I will not entertain a motion to suspend the rules!'

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

Where the framers of the Constitution bought their frames.

Conservative Leadership Renounces Protectionism

Well, I'll be...Dutch Elm Disease!

'Y'know it started as a bedtime story he told his kids.'

Michelangelo's David is cleaned every two months.

"Surely, as the world's only superpower, we're entitled to a little mischief now and then."

Pianist.

Trump Memorial

"Russia's always bigger than you think."

"No sense of smell, ears plugged and eyes fixed on their phones. I'm telling you, if I weren't domesticated I'd be all over that."

President Grant's Civil Service Reform is not to the Taste of Either Party, despite Professed Enthusiasm

Isaac Newton...stumped.

"It's true, Caesar. Rome is declining, but I expect it to pick up in the next quarter."

Caesar slips on ice. Bystander says 'He was warned-beware the ice of March'

"Museum directory: Male statues with big d**ks. Female statues with huge tits & fat butts."

Beach Ball in No-Man's Land

"My report is on the three branches of government - checks, balances, and subpoenas."

'I'm commuting your sentence - We'll still cut your head off, but we won't carry it around on a pike.'

The world's oldest braided rug

Ask Not What Your Country Can Do for You